A little late now, but somebody in Libya could've used her plastic surgeon

Despite the best efforts of scolds* of various political persuasions, plastic surgery is popular in Venezuela, especially among members of the entertainment industry.  Recently rumors circulated that Venezuelan singer and model Diosa Canales† made an emergency trip to Bogotá, Colombia, because one of her breast implants had supposedly exploded and needed to be replaced.  Canales has denied this and said her original implants are fine, telling a Venezuelan journalist her breasts are so well made they're "NATO bombing-campaign proof."‡

Not a brick house but a bunker, I guess.

* Borrowed.
† Yes, for those of you translating at home, her name translated directly into English would be "Goddess Canals" or "Goddess Channels."
‡ In Spanish, "los suyos están hechos a prueba de bombardeos de la OTAN."