This Barren Country: The Land Without Bread's Very Short Soccer Tips, with Video

Monday, October 04, 2010

If you play Chelsea, protect your wall.

If you play Morales, protect your balls.

Even in a friendly.

Another Kiwi said...: My word that was a friendly kick inna knackers.
Stunning shot by Chesley tho' No one could get a hand on that. Maybe they need to have two walls?; October 05, 2010 5:53 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: They would need another player in a blue jersey for that second wall.; October 06, 2010 7:09 PM
J— said...: That's right, and then he and Malouda (#15) would have to spin off and out of the wall in unison. Synchronized wall infiltration and debilitation!; October 06, 2010 8:48 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: How would you get the other team to co-operate like that? What's in it for them?; October 09, 2010 5:10 PM
Another Kiwi said...: A career in Broadway as chorus line gals is not to be sneezed at; October 11, 2010 5:32 PM