A Voter's Dilemma: The Denouement

Last week we expressed sympathy—but certainly not empathy, that's for activist judges!—for the good people of Putnam County who were faced with a difficult decision between order and poetry.  It looks like the school buses will reach their stops a little bit more on time now that Il Duce is taking over District One.  No word as to whether or not there are plans to invade an unsuspecting school district in Georgia.