Monday, August 30, 2010

Great Moments in ALL CAPS

Early seventeenth-century Spain saw no agreement among those in the know as to whether tobacco had a positive or negative effect on sex.  Juan de Castro y Medinilla, in his Historia de las virtudes y propiedades del tabaco [History of the Virtues and Properties of Tobacco] (1620), comes down firmly on the negative side, insisting that it 

CONSUMES SPERM AND DIMINISHES MARKEDLY COITUS
All caps in the original.  Castro y Medinilla adds that it is "excellent for ecclesiastics and a danger for the betrothed and soldiers."  Popes faced with certain scandals, take note.

Cited here.

3 Comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Markedly Coitus, Esquire, demands satisfaction!
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Smut Clyde said...

CONSUMES SPERM
So, good for cleaning up the evidence?

J— said...

If Markedly Coitus keeps smoking the weed HE CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION.

good for cleaning up the evidence

The leaf like a sponge or snuff like that stuff they throw on the road after a car wreck? CASTRO Y MEDINILLA DOES NOT SAY!